Currently reading:
The Titan's Curse

Currently playing:
Final Fantasy VII &
Re: Chain of Memories

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u can bet ur ass i do
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My name is Maya, I'm twenty and I dwell in atm-uncharacteristically-hot-wow Sweden.

Avid enthusiast of The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Avengers, Person of Interest, WTNV, writing, crying over video game characters and much more.

How to make an Avatar fan cry

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie:

  1. Iroh
  2. that’s it just bring out Uncle Iroh
  3. literally that is all you have to do

scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.

"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

are they drinking detergent

trows:

oh my god someone take photoshop away from me 

tothless:

official cause of death: Tolkien marathon after repeating all the movies 10 times

giants0rbiting:

I LITERALLY THINK THIS EVERY TIME THE SONG COMES ON

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

archangelimpala:

tylerthewolf:

HOLY SHIT INCEST ON A STICK HE JUST PUSHED A CHILD OUT OF A FUCKING 10-STORY WINDOW

Looks like somebody just started watching Game of Thrones.

thecarnalscientist-jt:

bryantrod:

brook:

halcy:

uh oh [x]

it’s time

THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT

WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO

CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM

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*favourite character appears*
me: *delighted pterodactyl noises*

copperbadge:

veteratorianvillainy:

ursulavernon:

jedavu:

Feather Art by Chris Maynard

Jesus H. Frogsnoggler.

Oh look, copperbadge, more corvid art.

I won’t lie, in the last couple of days I have encountered more crows and bees than I’m comfortable ascribing to random chance or confirmation bias. I’m trying to work out what the universe is telling me, because those are some above-and-beyond levels of mystic animal, but so far all I got is “crows and bees”. 

agents of shield: a summary

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